Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah , AhBoy ,enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger ma!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK: Of coz women lah! When you dig dig your nose,your nose feel better than your finger right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Aiyah! Say,you walk along the road,then someone come over and dig your nose,you like anot?? Ehhh! Dont pray pray ar!
Aloy: Why izit a women cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oiii! If your nose bleeding,you still go and dig meh? Siao ar?! Use your blainnnn..!
Aloy: Why izit most men dont like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh! You dig your nose ar,you like to dig with a glove on your finger anot? Not the same syiok feeling mah. Corlight or anot?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah Boyyyyy,use your blainnn..use your blainnnnnn!! You go and dig your nose infront of your whole class izit? Stupid lahhh!
Aloy: Wahhhh..Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyahh , Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam and now the whole world also ah!